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If they REALLY want to keep your account they may be willing to make some changes to your account (waiving fees, upgrading whatever it is they upgrade, better interest rates, etc).


If they REALLY REALLY want to keep your account (not allow you to close it and remove your cash money) they may be willing to call their security and call the NYPD and have you arrested and taken away in a paddywagon ... wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH3kiaJ1-c8