When I went ot Dland, I was in the company of a trusted native guide (my wife) who had the routine down pat and knew how to avoid the absurdly long lines.

I don't know if Dland is indeed the happiest place on earth (I can think of many that appeal more to me) but it is way ahead of military boot camp, final exams, the local ER, or Death Row.
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