He's too stupid to be allowed outdoors off a leash, much less be allowed to carry a firearm! I wonder if it was really water that he had in those bottles?
Google Maps shows the park has a river on the west side and the road down the east side. It doesn't get much simpler than that.
Shotgun for squirrels? Not much of a shot, either, apparently.
Apparently he never thought of using the worms as bait.
He's a Darwin Award waiting to happen. Bill Lawrence -- remember that name.
Sue