Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll eat some worms!



really? Couldn't just go a few days w/o food? Good for morale maybe, but one wonders the true caloric input.

why not eat some squirrel? Wasn't that why he was there in the first place? And this may sound dumb, but if you've got a gun, you don't really need to chase the squirrels. Especially the apparent miles that he did to be out of sound with his "buddies."

Man, so many things wrong it's not even funny. With the usual caveat that we don't hear everything on the news.