The more I hear about it, the funnier it's getting to be!

Isn't D.C. the place that is paralyzed by an inch of snow? Can you imagine the quake happening with an inch of snow on the ground? What a quandary to be in: can't leave, can't stay!

If a penny fell from 50 floors up, most of the people in the street would forget the quake and look up to see if there was more coming (in larger denominations).

And if someone dropped a ham sandwich from the same height, the pigeons and seagulls would have it LOOOOOOONG before it hit the ground.

But a well-filled water balloon at terminal velocity... now there's a weapon!

Sue