Originally Posted By: chaosmagnet
Originally Posted By: Bingley
Here's a basic "fire starter" kit. Feel free to add to the list.


MP3 player with Barry White and speakers.

People have been conceived without Barry White's help for thousands of years. What's changed are advancements in medical care which have reduced the infant mortality rate.

We need good health care, not candle light and Barry White.

Jeanette Isabelle
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I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. -- Wednesday Adams, Wednesday