Nice taxonomy but it leaves out a true classic. To do it justice I'll need to provide a quote.

" Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Medium rare with mustard 'be nice (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my

Cheeseburger in paradise!"

Please note that Margaritas are acceptable substitutes for the cold draft Beer.

- Eric