Originally Posted By: samhain
Cash.
condoms (I know, wishful thinking given the stress of the wedding day, but I can dream can't I?).
pocket knife (had to trim some threads...).



Good start.

A knife with good scissors so nervous hands don't take a chunk out of a bridesmaid. Safety pins for those emergency repairs and alterations. Lighter for the cigars and candles. A bandanna has lots of uses. A small flashlight that rolls because rolling the light causes dropped jewelry and other items to sparkle.

A shotgun is handy for keeping feet warm.