And now, the rest of the story.

The one armed man lost his arm as a boy when he chased a dog chasing a rabbit into a threshing machine. The dog belonged to his finace and he had to choose between his arm and the woman he loved. Sadly, while he was recovering in the hospital she ran off with the deaf threshing machine operator.
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- Tom S.

"Never trust and engineer who doesn't carry a pocketknife."