One author of a Wilderness Survival book told the story of how his father, an experienced outdoorsman, participated in a Search and Rescue of a "city slicker" tourist who had managed to get himself lost in the woods in British Columbia one year. The following year, the same tourist returned to the area and - yep - managed to get lost again. When he was rescued the second time, the author's father marched straight up to him, looked him in the eye, and said "Mister, even a cat ain't stupid enough to sit on the same stove twice." <img src="images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />