I'm disappointed- to "deflect" psychotronic waves (electromagnetic radiation) you really need to ground the beenie, and I see no mention here of the traditional trailing chain of paperclips that must touch the ground at all times...

And, there is a conspicuous lack of scientific studies as to whether the AFDB is at all effective against gravity waves.

Schwa, dudes. <img src="images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />