I am trying to restrain myself...
... oh-oh! It isn't working........
By all means, calculate your fuel to the nearest tablespoon.
After you've been in the water for a couple of hours hanging onto a jet ski, insist to any prospective rescuer that you're fine. That's why you were signaling, right?
He reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago: To civilians, it's 6 p.m.; to Army soldiers, it's 1800; to Naval seamen, it's four bells; to Marines, the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six.
Sorry, Marines!
Sue