Wasn't that a candy bar commercial in the 1980s? Little girl and grandpa in a rowboat, a big Russian boomer (Typhoon?) comes up with them on the missle deck, Capt comes out and gets offered some candy?

Good thought, esp if you're near a sub base. Man, I'd be pissed if I got hit by one of them though. We'd have some words. (probably "Blub blub, gurgle gurgle")