> 1.$300.00 admission fee,
shrug - it's free for me.
> 2.$300.00 admission fee to a DRY,100+degrees
It hasn't hit a hundred in a long time. Our first trip it hit 107 on our first day, so it can hit the hundreds.
> You have to bring your own shade!
Yes! You have to bring your own shade! Isn't that exciting! :->
> So No Firearms of any type are allowed.
shrug - not sure why I'd _need_ firearms, but yes, we have no firearms.
> 50 Porta-Potties,of which are emptied every other day
No, there are more than 50, and they're emptied twice a day, maybe more often. I don't keep track.
I have to admit I got lost in your LOL and ! so I gave up. When you've been there, let me know. LOL!