> 1.$300.00 admission fee,

shrug - it's free for me.

> 2.$300.00 admission fee to a DRY,100+degrees

It hasn't hit a hundred in a long time. Our first trip it hit 107 on our first day, so it can hit the hundreds.

> You have to bring your own shade!

Yes! You have to bring your own shade! Isn't that exciting! :->

> So No Firearms of any type are allowed.

shrug - not sure why I'd _need_ firearms, but yes, we have no firearms.

> 50 Porta-Potties,of which are emptied every other day

No, there are more than 50, and they're emptied twice a day, maybe more often. I don't keep track.

I have to admit I got lost in your LOL and ! so I gave up. When you've been there, let me know. LOL!