Or you could try Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument - the rules for survival there (according to Backpacker, April 2003) are very simple:

1. Walk due East or West until you find a well-trodden path heading North. Follow the trail of discarded plastic water containers, empty tuna cans, Pedia-lite bottles and used clothing until you come to a highway;

2. If you're lucky enough to trip one of the motion detectors that the Border Patrol have planted every ten feet, when the Border Patrol come to get you, put your hands in the air and refrain from making any sudden moves;

3. Be careful to avoid the young teenage backpackers with the L-shaped bulges in their pockets. Above all, refrain from asking about the contents of their backpacks. <img src="images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />