"I can think of several worst case scenarios - Like being locked in a room with several 2 year olds for an extended period of time and a finite supply of diapers."
NOW I'm going to have nightmares!
It would be bad enough to be locked in a room with them WITH DIAPERS!
Actually, the kids will help to handle it themselves by removing the contents of the diapers and smearing it on the walls.
Sue