I'd have offered to go in your place. But alas, methinks my attitude about defense would preclude me from prime time. Too many dead "would be" invaders on the set tends to spoil the scenario I reckon.

For similar reasons I can't do the "Survivor" series. They'd find us at the beginning of day two with all the other competitors' throats cut while they slept. "Hey, no one else left, I win, right?"