Nothing fancy or hi-tec and no cool name but how about this:

http://www5.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?DeptID=53006&CatID=53087&GrpTyp=PRD&ItemID=16b4a05&attrtype=&attrvalue=&CMID=53006%7c53019&Fltr=&Srt=&QL=F&IND=13&cmVirtualCat=&CmCatId=53006|53019|53087

Wish I knew the secret to making that appear as an actual link. Just copy and paste it in your browser. Very warm. I carry one in a parka pocket through the winter. On the down side it's not waterproof on its own but covering it with the parka hood does nicely for keeping dry. I also like just a plain old synthetic balaclava. Wear it as a watch cap in milder temps and pull down when the temps drop.

Haertig's Carrhart is a nice one too. I emailed that page to DW. Too late for Santa but maybe as an after thought