Surviving is serious business but this condo idea ...
Scene: Three rich guys in their 20s are a couple of hours into some heavy drinking.
[Billy] "Guys - I was gonna keep this a secret but I gotta tell ya. I just bought a freakin' missle silo."
[Bobby] "What are ya gonna do with that, idiot?"
[Billy] "I figure I'll build condos in it or somethin' - sell 'em to our friends."
[Bobby] "OK - cool idea - are ya gonna have like jacuzzi's in 'em and stuff?"
[Billy] "Yeah - guns, Kohler bathroom fixtures, everything. Sell 'em as survival places."
[Joey] "Awesome."
Sorry, I couldn't help it.