Originally Posted By: UpstateTom
Bear Grylls? I get the feeling if his writers were telling my story, I'd have put the fire out myself, by making hoses out of catfish skins sewn together.


First you would have parachuted to the scene like a smoke jumper then swung through a window by hanging onto the gutter, sucked the remains out the catfish intestines to make the hoses, finally, as the flames lick closer and closer, you and your cameraman would have slide down the downspout in a last minute despiration move just as the fire consumes the room.
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Willie Vannerson
McHenry, IL