Maybe you could add a blurb about budget cuts or that not as many people are volunteering anymore. You might also say something about attending CERT classes to help the community.
-Blast
Budget cut hell!!!!
I know what Martin's budget allocation is, he told me. It is spelled $INSULT.ING!
I believe I likened it to my average monthly Diesel Fuel bill for my pick-up, except I budget $600.00 more per month.
EDIT: Meaning my monthly fuel budget for ONE vehicle is $600.00 more than his YEARLY budget!
Martin,
Just let them see the budget, it will save a lot of letter writing. Example:
[i]Dear citizen,
We have exactly $0.00025 available to rescue each person within our jurisdiction. As such, we decided to buy beer for the county commissioners to drink as a last meal before you lynch them after the next disaster. Sorry we couldn't help you more, and you wouldn't even have wanted one of the beers... it was discounted Pearl and Lone Star.
Better luck next time
County OEM
[/i]
See, a simple solution!
Seriously though, I will work on this with a few folks I know and get back to ya'
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