As my Aussie mates would say, get after them with a bloody big knife then.
Or as some of the bushfolk would say, toss a boomerang their way, that'll get their attention.
Yep, gun control at work. Good video that.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)