Business has been rather slow this year.

I wonder if I should set up a stand by the off-ramp to the airport.

Big sign, with bold red letters:

Swine Flu Epidemic!
What is your life worth? Your children's?
Be smart, not sorry!
NIOSH Certified Masks -- $5.00
[Lemonade too, weather permitting]
[Psychiatric help $5.00, free mask with every consultation]

:-)

(P.S., I hope this is still funny a month from now.)