Ring...Ring..."This the 911 center what is the nature of your emergency"

Caller: "Like, um, I'm kinda, like, you know, stuck in my van on ledge in a, uh, like really gnarly canyon."

911 Operator: "Are you injured, sir"

Caller: "No, uh, that's, like, the bummer of this whole thing. You see, I was, kinda like, you know trying to kill myself by like driving off the freakin' road and I kinda, you know, like, uh missed."

911 Operator: "Please hold........"