I just ate a PB&J sandwich, and I'll probably have another tomorrow. Try and stop me!!
Peanut butter is Squirrel poop!
(Even if that don't stop you it might slow you down.)
I have read that there are more insect body parts and other undesirables in peanut butter than any other food item. I dont care, I usually have about 15 lbs. stashed away at any given moment.
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