Benjammin, it must have taken some guts to admit that... I appreciate the honest to God confession.

I'm in the same boat after all, only that I primarily collect old military edged weapons. Dozens of bayonets, swords and kukris - many of them still serviceable - plus a few drawers of blades "meant to be used" that I've never used for anything actually. The only stuff that really sees regular service are my Endura, SAK, Leatherman Wave, black handle classic Kabar plus the puukko and kukri I made myself. In about that order. Everything else is just for show.