Originally Posted By: Blast
My DW claims I'll die in my sleep if I kiss anyone other than her under the mistletoe. The fact that camels will be involved in this death makes me think it's just a myth but why chance it...


The single most frightening thing my wife ever said to me: "That's OK, Dear. I'm not angry any more, and I forgive you. Now go to sleep." She was kidding, I think . . .