"and will probably get severance pay in the seven digit range..."
You bet!
I would love to sign up for the package, but wouldn't be able to hurt someone in the process to get it. You think they'd give me the $800 billion or even the seven digit severance pay if I just slapped myself around a little bit?
Hey, I have a great idea...how about if the money comes from all these people enriching themselves at our expense? That I could do. Kind of Robin Hoodish.