Either way, I think I may know why they are single.
What? you don't think girls will find a guy attractive if he is wearing a watch band, an ankle braclet, a belt and a sweater woven entirely out of para-cord?
That's hilarious. My new 3-layer system for warmth:
1) Long sleeve athletic shirt
2) Paracord-woven "hoody" sweater
3) Gore-tex shell
And of course, if my feet get cold, I'll put on my paracord beanie.
Better go find myself a few quilting needles!