Wait a second. Spam is food? I mean I tried eating it once...I just thought it was a gag that had gotten out of hand.

Are you sure it's flying off the shelves and not being recalled due to its melamine or human parts per million?

Just because you don't know it's made of humans doesn't mean that it's ok to eat it (morally) or that you won't get Kuru!

Stomaches of cast iron you must have!

I'm kidding but I'm really impressed you can stomach it. I've eaten maggots, larva, and my outlaw's cooking ...but I can't handle that "food" product, at least not while death is still an option.

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-NIM