LOL, I gotta think shooting a tin of biscuit dough end to end with a russian round would turn the whole can wrong side out.

My problem was the oil never got quite hot enough, and I got impatient.

As for the squirrels, I ain't decided on them yet. I might use them as bait for hunting coyotes. Live trap them, take them up to the hills with me, and stake them out in the middle of a field and start calling.