PREFACE: 61 YEAR OLD REMOTE STORE OWNER - BOISE COUNTY, IDAHO. 911 calls can expect 30min to 2hr response. Locals recommend calling 911 to inform the dispatcher how you solved your problem and where they can contact you tomorrow.

IN ORDER OF CONCERN - My top 10

1. Armed holdup - home invasion - bungled burglary
2. Robbery/mugging or trapped in Boise
3. Pit Bull-Rottweiler attack at store or in Boise
4. Car on fire in parking lot next to store
5. Wolf/bear attack of hunting dogs and pack llamas
6. Tanker/fuel accident in front of store on hwy 55
7. Stranded on wilderness hike in winter storm
8. Forest/grass fire
9. Failure of the Cascade, Idaho dam
10. Isolation due to epic/social event