Originally Posted By: benjammin
Mmmm, roasted Tiger meat.

Y'know, someone ought to do something about them brushfires out there. They gotta be contributing to global warming. I wonder if we can start charging the property owners carbon credits for being primary contributors. Maybe they can then ask congress for financial aid to develop a technology to collect all that airborn carbon they emit, since the enviros won't let them remediate the land to minimize the fuel available for consumption, as that would impact the habitat of some owl, or beetle grub, or some such...


Ben... who grows weary of this shell game


I think you're on to something here! I like it!