So, you want to cook. No electric, no sterno, no camp stove. Now what?
Based on what I hear on my scanner, the obvious answer is to dial 911 on whatever will connect to the dispatch center.
It's done for skinned knees. It's done for 3 year old children "out of control."
Surely 911 can be relied upon to deliver some food?
Isn't that why we pay taxes?