Better yet, Minister of Ducks! It'll be our way of weeding out the stupid.

Cut to royal hearld blowing trumpet and anouncing, "Blast, Minister of Ducks!".

Guy looks around. "Why is everyone crouching down?"

BOOM!

Smart people stand back up and wipe off gooey bits. Party continues, now free of stupid person.

-Blast, dreaming
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