except I might have forgotten to fully retract the blade - it was WAY out when I got home, so it could be my fault. I'll have a safety talk with both kids, reminding them to put things away, but
It might be better this way. Daddy messed up and got hurt pretty badly. We don't want anyone else to get hurt like this - ever! OK?
Sort of suggests that putting objects with blades on high shelves might be a bad idea due to fumbling - falling - catching sequence.
Lotsa ways to get hurt. Hard to totally prevent it. But it's worth trying!