And if you can't make soup, you're trying to fail.

Easy soup recipe for two people:

2 packets of chicken ramen
1 small can of chicken
2 cans of vegitables, or 4 small cans, or a double handful of fresh ones
1 packet chicken, turkey or mushroom gravy mix (low salt if possible)
garlic and/or onion if available (fresh or dried)

Empty the veggies, chicken, seasoning packets, gravy mix, and a can of water into a pot. Bring to a boil, stirring. Add the ramen, cover, turn off heat. Let sit for five minutes. Stir. Ladle into bowls. Only soup you'll ever want a fork for.

If people can't make soup when it is that simple....