Why would anyone be so anxious to close a wound that they would buy one of these, much less use it?

Ignorance + a new toy = Darwin Award.

Don't you visualize your buddy considering this a new toy to play with? ("Okay, Joe, I've got the first twenty-five in. Need anything else stapled? Joe? Joe?")

I don't want people who watch doctor shows on TV and think they've learning something doing anything fancy on me.

Clean it, wrap it, go to a doctor. Period.

And that goes for my dog, too.

Sue