Why would anyone be so anxious to close a wound that they would buy one of these, much less use it?
Ignorance + a new toy = Darwin Award.
Don't you visualize your buddy considering this a new toy to play with? ("Okay, Joe, I've got the first twenty-five in. Need anything else stapled? Joe? Joe?")
I don't want people who watch doctor shows on TV and think they've learning something doing anything fancy on me.
Clean it, wrap it, go to a doctor. Period.
And that goes for my dog, too.
Sue