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Is a can of Spam wet enough to pop its can when it freezes, or can it traverse freezing temps with impunity?


Just curious, but why would you freeze something which has such a long shelf life to start with? Or were you just wondering?

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At that, its more wholesome than the stuff that goes into Vienna sausage.


Hey, easy now. These were a treat growing up. Just like a kid afraid to look under his bed at night in fear of what he may see. I am afraid to look at the list of ingredients on Vienna sausages. They sure are good while camping though.