Originally Posted By: dweste
Okay, Vulcan dog disabling grip and improvised flamethrower added to the list.


How about including a bad Elvis impersonation? My version of Jailhouse Rock might even scare off a pack of hyenas.

(And starting to play air guitar guarantees me a seat on the subway. Sometimes I even get the whole car to myself.)

grin
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