Hi Sue,
Don't talk to yourself in public
Also don't attempt to walk cross the country whilst being naked either as you may get yourself arrested as well.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/6542329.stmEdinburgh Sheriff Isobel Poole ruled the case 'not proven'.
She told Edinburgh Sheriff Court that in this case there was no evidence of "actual alarm or disturbance".
She added: "I can understand this conduct could be considered unpleasant to passers-by had there been any but there is a lack of evidence to that effect."