I ever bore anyone with my bear attack story? I was stationed In Kodiak AK and got a job cleaning the base PX complex at night. I had just laid down a coat of wax on the freshly cleaned floor and was buffing it out, walking slowly backwards. I bumped into this taxidermied brownie standing frozen in the entryway. Except in the half light of the midnight sun I just saw this Rocky and Bullwinkle shadow rocking back and forth and this huge paw in my peripheral vision. I screamed like a girl, tried running and woundup sliding like a good California skateboarder across the newly waxed deck and into the opposite wall. I crashed and knocked my own breath out. After I could breath again I saw my nemesis and felt my cheeks flush in embaressment. I even looked around to confirm nobody else was in the locked building with me at 2 A.M. I quit the next morning, the Ensign assigned charge of the complex bewildered when I said it was'to dangerous.'