My favorite portion…

When he offended someone else: “They were only offended by it because they chose to be offended by it. People need to learn to have a thicker skin…” or some-such to that effect.

When he got reprimanded soon after: “I’m offended! I’m leaving!”

Geez, what was that about “choosing” to be offended and having a thicker skin? Hello?
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