Blastman, if you would behave yourself or at least exercise some restraint WRT cheerleaders, EFESSB's, etc., I bet your wife would let you out more.
Quality over quantity my friend. It's not like I go looking for for cheerleaders, ESSB's, booth bunnies or up-and-coming movie starlets. They just seem to magically appear next to me.
Luckily, my DW actually finds it amusing.
-Blast