Originally Posted By: MoBOB
I have one simple question: Why in the Sam Hill do these companies waste space with a corkscrew? It is totally useless to me. I can't think laterally on this one. confused

Believe it or not, I actually got to use my Swiss Army Knife’s corkscrew as a corkscrew once. My former employer got a bottle of champagne for a Christmas celebration at work one year, but no one could find the darn corkscrew in the kitchen drawers so we could open it. My Swiss Army Knife came to the rescue and “ensured the survival of the Christmas spirit”! (Yeah, I know… lame attempt at justifying the corkscrew for survival purposes. Sue me.)
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