OBG... I CAN'T STAND IT! I just HAVE to ask!
Were you married with your OWN toes duct-taped together, or were you and your wife married with BOTH your toes duct-taped together?
If the latter, wasn't it hard to walk back down the aisle? And I hope neither of you were driving....
heeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Sue, whose imagination surpasses her memory