Following market fads, Paris announced the Paris Locator Beacon, a faux jewel encrusted digital devise in dayglo Paris Pink that will give realtime latitude, of which society has given her an abundance, and longitude of her location. Carried on a Papparazi breakaway spaghetti strap, the unit will be available early February. Asked to demonstrate, Paris shrugged and said" you have to look at it or something, but the point is if you know where I am, you know your own place in society and thats a good thing."


Edited by Chris Kavanaugh (12/27/07 11:03 PM)