I just read online Carlos ( his real name) is suing Penquin books over the publication of the assembled Chuck Norrisisms. I will stop here, with all due apologies if Chuck is offended. Back to Santa though, His Sliegh is actualy a Studebaker cutter made in 1898, a fine BOV I have myself driven. The reindeer would indicate a Lueko/Puukko combination from Finland, available @ www.ragweedforge.com run by my friend Ragnar who is some kind of viking pagan. I'm going back to my hunting blind by the apartment dumpster. I nailed, well sort of hooked a spendid Fruit cake from SEARS with my hiking stick and attached gaffhook.