"...I've been getting coal since 1976..."
You are soooo lucky, all I ever get is bills...
Yeah, so have I, Santa's been trying to sue me since I've turned 18 (for pain and suffering) Relentless. Should have never went there with the ex-lax thing. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Stupid.
Worrying about what’s coming down my chimney
Blitz
BTW I've been saving the coal.