Originally Posted By: Susan
3. Change a diaper so it stays up when the baby stands up (without you vomiting or fainting). Think of it as an engineering trial, as babies don't have much in the way of waists or hips. Diapers can be trickier than they look. (DO NOT duct tape the diaper to the baby's skin!)

Hey, Susan. I’m going to invent some diapers with attached suspenders. I can even name them after you if you’d like! Is that okay? whistle
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